Then the comedy god himself posts his creation to reddit and gets karma
People who aren't killed die from laughter The pure funny of that joke destroyed civilization itselfĪll the while people are laughing harder than they ever did Humanity is regressed back to the stone age No one is prepared for what is going to happenĮveryone is filled with overwhelming dreadĪll at once, absolute pandemonium commencesĪll nuclear powers launch their nukes at once God and Jesus himself looks on in suspenseĮverything is completely quiet not a single sound is heard The building is filled with fear and anticipation I Sexually Identify as an Attack HelicopterĪLERT! COMEDY GOD HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! GET TO COVER!īystander: "Oh god! Don't do it! I have a family!" It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know? You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.Īlso, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. No one's arguing that.Īs someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows.